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Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. --- 32 years old programmer from Dublin - TLDR posts (mostly in Hungarian), Firefly and David Bowie. And of course gifs of kitties.

rellygc:

“It’s all code. If you listen closely, you can hear the numbers. There’s a cosmic flowchart that dictates where you can and where you can’t go. I’ve given you the knowledge. I’ve set you free. Do you understand? ”

Bandersnatch (Colin) - Illustration by Relly Coquia

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marshmallow-cottoncandy:

kicsimanna:

thirdwavecricketer:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

@akurvaanyadatbuttersofficial

micsoda cicasztori :D

Dráma amit néznék!!

Upszi

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terrypratchettappreciation:

“These were dangerous thoughts, he knew. They were the kind that crept up on a Watchman when the chase was over and it was just you and him, facing one another in that breathless little pinch between the crime and the punishment. And maybe a Watchman had seen civilization with the skin ripped off one time too many and stopped acting like a Watchman and started acting like a normal human being and realized that the click of the crossbow or the sweep of the sword would make all the world so clean. And you couldn’t think like that, even about vampires. Even though they’d take the lives of other people because little lives don’t matter and what the hell can we take away from them? And, too, you couldn’t think like that because they gave you a sword and a badge and that turned you into something else and that had to mean there were some thoughts you couldn’t think. Only crimes could take place in darkness. Punishment had to be done in the light.”

Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Replace words as appropriate, and THIS is why police accountability is necessary. Only crimes take place in darkness.

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taste-like:

librarysciences:

sydneyorsarah:

garbagefingers:

hwaemelec:

stregafiore:

bestavailablegarbagetaco:

reelaroundthedavekan:

infiniteheartcapacity:

marqed4death:

riverjackjones:

speaksteady:

sweeterthanmuscadinewine:

What’s your job?

What’s everyone’s age and their job? Just curious!

30, Agronomic Research Specialist

35. Radio dj.

37, Workers Comp Bill Review specialist.

36, personal support worker and graduate school research assistant

49, Web Developer

39, let me sell you a furnace

40, infant caregiver

25 full time disabled person - part time costume student

40, artist hermit 

32 ESL teacher and writer

34, nurse practitioner

35. Szenyior kreatív

32 Sustaining Engineering Manager

hourgloss:

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

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sztupy:

azigazanigazimzperx:

programmerhumour:

When you ask your British friend what that unmoving black thing is

:DDD

Oké

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bellatorinmachina:

Los Angeles by jetjaguar

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teaweedandbooze:

“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”

— Oscar Wilde
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kertikavics:

msbenedict:

Benedict Cumberbatch as Patrick Melrose (2018)

Én mindig!